Undocumented Guests

*This is an excerpt from a letter to the editor in the Las Vegas Review Journal. I did not write it. But I did quite enjoy it, and think it was hilarious*

I don't understand why the white house is so upset about the party crasher's at Obama's dinner the other night. Is it really appropriate and PC to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama? Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family? I would suggest we call them undocumented guests. Just because they weren't invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals. Maybe they should get free housing and free health care and free legal services and free green cards so next time they can enter legally. And they should be able to bring all their other friends and relatives and family members to the next white house dinner. How can Mr. Obama be mad at them for crossing some arbitrary man made border? They were only there to do the things the regularly invited guests didn't want to do, like hug Joe Biden. How can the white house want to persecute these poor undocumented visitors?